The F. Word

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There are only elevent times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:
  1. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
  2. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
  3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877
  4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938
  5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926
  6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
  7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566
  8. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937
  9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC
  10. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999
  11. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003
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