How to know when your stereo is TOO BIG
- You are required to have the city electrical inspector check your wiring.
- You have a dedicated circuit breaker for each amplifier.
- You have more wire than Radio Shack.
- The local Hi-Fi stereo store uses your living room as one of its show rooms.
- You set your subwoofer levels from outside.
- The local hospital requests you to refrain from playing your stereo during major operations.
- Your neighbors complain about the loudness of your stereo, and they're on vacation.
- Your home theater system has more speakers than all the viewing rooms combined at the local movie theater.
- Whenever the local news station identifies seismic activity, they call you to make sure it just wasn't your stereo.
- You need a dedicated air conditioner to keep your amplifiers from starting a fire.
- When you go to a live concert and their sound system sounds wimpy.
- You have more drivers than the Indy 500.
- You design your entire house around your stereo.
- Beethoven could enjoy his music on your stereo system.
- Hiroshima would have sounded wimpy compared to an explosion on your stereo.
- You design your closet such that you have easy access to the fuse box.
- You have to provide a fire protection system for all your electronic equipment to meet the local fire codes.
- The value of your stereo exceeds the value of your car or your house.
- Thanks to you, your insurance agent was able to buy that second home he always wanted.
- You have to use a panoramic camera to fit all your equipment into just one picture.
- When you move you need at least two moving trucks, one for your stereo and one for everything else.
- You can dim the lights in your apartment complex.
- The power company built an extra substation to handle the power load required for your stereo.
- You have more stereo components than Best Buy.
- Equipment manufacturers call you at home with the latest updates on new products that you can add to your stereo system.
- Your listening room furniture is equiped with seat belts.
- You have an authorized THX technician come to your home and certify your home theater system.
- You could charge admission to people who want to watch a movie on your home theater system.
- You get commercial rates on electricity.
- You have to post signs warning those with pacemakers and motion sickness.
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